Sunday, November 13, 2011

A Letter to Arkansas

Dear Arkansas,              

              Say Pigs, we need you to do us a solid. Yes, I am an Alabama fan but that is not why I’m here. Before you rip this letter up, two things: yes I know we pounded you out in Week 4, it happens. Take notice that you scored the most on Alabama the whole year (14 pts.). Second, I know Oklahoma is going to beat OK State. You can’t win the national championship with absolutely no defense. People forget that the best player on Auburn’s team last year was a defensive tackle. It doesn’t matter anyway.
          Why I’m here is that we want to see you beat LSU.  This is not as an Alabama fan, b/c frankly, it doesn’t matter at all in the short scheme of things when Oklahoma beats OK State. We’ll be in.  But if you beat LSU, there will be a 3-way tie for first if everyone wins out. And if OK St. and LSU lose all heaven is going to break loose and it will be the end of the BCS as we know it.  You, yeah you, Arkansas, may even play in the BCS championship without even playing in the SEC championship game. How can they leave you out when you beat the no. 1 team so late in the season? It’s going to be crazy. You’ll actually probably give Alabama an extra game which would help/hurt them at the same time because who wants to play an extra game to get to the title game? The Big 10 and Pac 12 avoided it for YEARS. We’ll have to do a playoff because it'll be better than doing all this math and leaving over-rated powerhouse Oklahoma and flashy moneymaking Oregon out.  But none of this craziness will happen if you lose, so ummm don’t choke. Let's end the BCS while having two SEC teams in the BCS championship game.

Sincerely,

Jflashuby.

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